GeriatriXXX of Shire Hill is proud to announce that their studios have become a registered care home. Managing Director Ben Dover believes his business offers a glimpse of the future of elderly care in Britain.
“We offer a two-tier system,” says Dover. “If you’ve retired with a healthy bank account, you can sit in an armchair and enjoy the spectacular views of the industrial estate.”
“On the other hand, if you find yourself on a state pension, you can top up your care package to provide extra food and winter heating by working on our adult entertainment channels. We have jobs in prop erection, performance, fluffing, production and mop-up.”
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