“The Saffron Walden Hedge Trimmer Massacre” is a new video game based on the non-existent bestselling book of the same name by fictional late local author Trevor Bane, who died in a bizarre low speed muntjac collision on Windmill Hill in 2021.
You play Sally Hooper whose five friends have been dismembered by Nutty Nigel, aka Crocus Face. You must collect their remains as you evade Crocus Face across five fiendish mazes.
Think Pacman without the ghosts or the pills, but instead with a hedge trimmer wielding psycho and body parts.
Genuine Fake Reviews:
“Addicting.” Neville Bitmap
“Breathtaking next-gen graphics. It’s like real life.” Gerald Riviere
“Superb audio design.” Simon Quicktime
Eye-wateringly realistic graphics.
Play on mobile.