Healthy planet, healthy bodies. We only source from carbon-neutral, local suppliers.

• Get your mouth around our selection of tasty organic sausages. Different sizes for different appetites.
• Try Margate Mayonnaise or Guernsey Bull Milk from our unique, hand pump wall dispensers. Don’t worry if you miss, we mop up regularly.
• Snack on our unique savoury nuts.

Visit our shop in town today. Opening times Mon-Sat, 0900 to 1700.

We are WexlerTech Miniaturisation, the world’s first miniaturisation company. Our patented technology compresses the space between atoms, resulting in a significant size reduction of any given object. This makes it perfect for self-storage solutions and military applications.*

In August 2020, we successfully miniaturised our first living specimen, Roger the Mammoth. This breakthrough opened up undetectable miniature troop deployment in theaters of war worldwide.

For more information about our self-storage and military solutions, visit our tiny offices on Shire Hill.

* Please be aware that miniaturised objects retain their original mass. A sixty-ton tank will still weigh sixty tons when miniaturised. 

An ageing population means shifting tastes. We’re the first company in Essex to offer geriatric adult entertainment from our studios on Shire Hill Industrial Estate in Saffron Walden.

Tune into cam ladies Margaret and Betty every Saturday for their raunchy online bingo. Balls mean prizes and big surprises.