ISSUE 1: HISTORY
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Monty-Python levels of absurdity and a below base-line level of rude humour come together in “The Walden,” a silly zine about the English Essex town of Saffron Walden.
Issue 1 is an entirely fictional history of the town covering 3930 years, from 60AD to 3990. From Roman General Incontinentia Buttox to particle accelerators in Crotch Crescent and nearby Haverhill, it’s a 16-page history of the town like no other. Original, compelling, and utterly inauthentic.
- Packed full of thoroughly researched bite-sized made-up facts.
- This zine is printed in A5 size, so it will easily fit into most handbags and shoulder bags.
- Entertain dinner party guests with your historical knowledge of Saffron Walden.
This zine is aimed at a mature audience.
GENUINE FAKE REVIEWS
“A phenomenal achievement.”
Paige Turner, Walden Times Newspaper
“You’ll find more truth in a political party conference than in this pile of shit.”
Don Key, Belligerent Local Historian
“Takes its place in the pantheon of great books about Saffron Walden, alongside Shit Walks of Saffron Walden and Surrounding Area, and Great Grates of Saffron Walden.”
Joy Rider, former town mayor
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ISSUE 2: WEIRD WALDEN
Are things that don’t exist real?
This issue explores the weird side of Walden. Its ghosts, aliens, cyrptids and conspiracies.
Featuring well known local weirdness including Monk Jack, The Invasion of Bell End, The Dickless Horseman of Fulfen Slade and Unit 51.
The truth is in here …